The Sedition Act of 1798 Reincarnated

Just like bringing back bellbottom jeans, or the mohawk haircut, it appears that, “the man who would be king” is trying to reincarnate John Adams’ Sedition Act of 1798.  Quick refresher: In 1798 president John Adams tried to ban what he considered "bad press" by signing the Sedition Act of 1798.  The Sedition Act made it a crime to publish or print "false, scandalous, and malicious writing" against the president and his government. Fortunately for John, late night TV was centuries away.  Conveniently forgetting about the First Amendment, this controversial law was primarily used to suppress and prosecute newspapers that supported Adams political opponents, especially the Democratic-Republicans, aka the Jeffersonian Republicans.  Isn’t it scary how quickly people in political office forget the pillars of our democracy, and do whatever it takes to stay in power.

The Jeffersonian Republican party eventually became today’s Democratic party.  Today’s Republican party was established around 1850 with the collapse, or thinning of the Whigs.  I’m in my late 60s, and for crying out loud, where’s a good Whig when you need one?

There is hope for us and the First Amendment.  John Adams was the last of the Federalist party to hold the presidency.  The Sedition Act was wildly unpopular and Jefferson crushed him in the 1800 presidency elections.  I know this all to be true, as I just saw the play, Hamilton.

Jefferson was not a perfect man, but again, I say, “For crying out loud, where are the Jeffersons of our day?”  We need them.  Doesn’t the Smithsonian have one of his hair or tooth brushes?  And can’t we gather some of his DNA from those brushes and create ourselves a modern-day Jefferson?  I’ve watched every Jurassic Park movie that’s been released, we have the technology to make this happen.  As long as the scientists don’t accidently mix a smidge of T-Rex DNA in Thomas’ we should be good to go by the next election.

If we want to seal the deal, there is another DNA sample we can look into acquiring.  If we step back into the 1630s, around Boston and what is now Rhode Island, we’ll find Roger Williams.  Initially a puritan minister, Williams arrived in Boston in 1631.  He had a strong belief in free speech, including the dicey thought that a person had the right to worship as they wished.  He was also a strong proponent of the concept: “Separation of Church and State.”  Thomas Jefferson studied some of Williams’ writings.  

Williams also preached and wrote about it, a lot.  So much so that he established a large following.  And if you think we have rigid folks in political and religious office today, let’s just say the folks running the show back then lacked any sense of humor.  Think about it, have you ever seen a picture of a smiling pilgrim?  The answer is, no.  They always have severe looks on their faces.  You try being seasick for weeks, arriving in a blizzard, and spending the next three months dodging arrows and chopping down trees for housing.  Not too much to laugh about.

One thing the Bostonians always seemed to have was an ample supply of was tar and feathers.   And unfortunately for Willams, the ruling party in the quaint New England hamlet had enough of his act, tried him in 1635 and convicted him of, you guessed it, “Sedition.”  Free Speech, Separation of Church and State…Heresy!  Luckily for Williams, there was a shortage of feathers that winter so they decided to banish him instead.  Within a year of banishment, he established a settlement which he named, Providence.  Within Providence, Baptists, Quakers and Jews could all worship as they pleased.  And one of the first rules of the settlement was, Separation of Church and State.  Providence became the first town in modern history to separate church and state.

So, we’ve had a long history, almost 400 years, of authoritarian rulers who have tried to control free speech because it threatened their power.  Luckily, over time, we’ve had dedicated, insightful leaders who fought against this control.  These leaders had in their minds, the main tenets of the First Amendment of our Constitution: protecting freedom of religion, speech, press, assembly, and petition, which they fought for with their lives.  I believe our challenge today is to speak up when we know the main tenets of our Constitution are being broken, (write to your Congressman & Senators) and do not accept lies as fact.

Hoping we all avoid banishment this winter, unless it’s to some place warm – and inviting.

The ICEmen Cometh & Superman Too

To be fair, we did need better control at our borders.  During the previous administration, our country was exposed to the world like a Moroccan fair (Thank You, Schitt’s Creek).  

And it would be naïve to think that we weren’t letting a number of what I call Very Bad People, (aka the VBP-13 gangs going forward), waltz into our country with identification paperwork written in crayon. 

The VBP-13 gangs have a violent history, and are undoubtedly doing harm to our country and the people within it.  Thank goodness we have the new, flush with cash, Immigrations and Custom Enforcement (I.C.E.) Machine.  

Depending on what AI search tool you use, their new budget is anywhere from $10 to $29 billion, all the way up to $170 billion for 2025.  Not millions, but Billions!  For comparison purposes, the budget for the National Parks system, with over 400 locations is ~ $3 billion.  That’s before any further defunding happens.  

Remember the wealthy need every penny of those tax breaks, they’re saving for a private island.  (Note: A subset of National Park staff, “The Erasers” are now trying to repair our majestic parks that have been defaced.  There aren’t enough park rangers employed to keep the bad actors in line).  

In any case, with that kind of massive ICE funding, I have to think that we’ll not only be able to scoop up every VBP-13 gang member in existence, but we’ll also get every jaywalker strolling across all fifty states.  I can’t wait for the glorious headlines!

Make no mistake though, this job that the ICE Agents have is a tough one, seriously.  And recruiting is not easy.  Rumor has it that signing bonuses for new ICE agents is rivaling those of major league baseball.  

But fear not, we now have Superman on our team.  Or at least Dean Cain, the guy who played Superman in the 1990s.  He’s 59 years old now.  I’m not sure how old that is in Crypton years…somebody please, google that one.

Here’s the thing, for most men, even super men, at 59 years old, the need for a 2 PM nap becomes nothing short of critical.  And add the need to pee, more than frequently, and you’re creating a mission impossible situation.  With that, I’m picturing an aging superman about to make a major bust on a nasty bunch of VBP-13 gang members.  It’s 4:30PM, way past nap time, and he’s been crouched down for three hours drinking coffee.  To make matters worse, there’s not a bathroom in sight.  This is not going to end well.

But there should be light at the end of the tunnel coming for Dean and a good number of ICE Agents, as well as the National Guard.  First, keep in mind that the current administration, many of them with extensive reality television backgrounds - really enjoy good press.  It’s in their DNA.  You would think that any arrests against the VBP-13 gang members would be on the news in bold flashing lights.  I have seen none.

Even with the mayor of New York City negotiating away his indictment, and agreeing to vigorously help ICE – There are No big headlines of VBP-13 arrests.  How can that be?  They have enough funding to put a man on Jupiter and simultaneously feed every child on our planet, and probably Jupiter’s too.  And they have Superman.  What more could they need?

Well, this might be the reason:  The vast majority of Mr. Freeze’s ICE men are not going where the VBP-13 personnel hang out, and create mayhem.  

Instead, our ICE men are positioning themselves at the doors of Home Depot, picking off outdoor workers carrying bags of grass seed – the kind that grows a lawn.  The vast majority of these ICE targets appear to be gainfully employed, doing jobs that the residents of the areas have no interest in doing themselves.  Hanging outside of baseball parks in Los Angeles is another area where ICE Agents have been seen stationed on the job.  Could it be they received a tip that the major league ball clubs are hiring non-union players that are actually illegal immigrants? Thankfully, Dunkin Donuts is unofficially off limits as coffee and sugary donuts are considered sacred by the enforcement teams.  That supply chain cannot be disrupted.  

In other, “Let’s waste our nation’s money” news, the National Guard is now stationed in Washington DC.  But to paraphrase the ex-police chief of Washington DC, Charles H. Ramsey, Yes, DC like other large cities has a crime problem. But the National Guard is not being deployed to those areas where crime is high.  Well that just doesn’t make sense, does it?

Instead, the National Guard is being deployed at the Mall in Washington DC…with nothing to do.  I’ve heard they are now relegated to doing some light gardening, picking up trash and posing for action photos with tourists.  We now have the best equipped, most expensive garbage men on the face of the earth.  We’re Great Again!  So we have that going for us, which is nice. – (Thanks Carl Spackler.)  But still, no headlines about sending these notorious VBP-13 criminals to the swamps of Florida or further South.

But what’s really bugging me is a different group of illegal aliens.  They’re infesting, if you will, our neighborhoods.  They came to America from South East Asia, cleverly hiding on cargo ships.  Their financial impact to our area has been devastating.  Of course I’m speaking of the heinous Spotted Lantern Fly.  He’s back again and I want to know why our tax dollars can’t be used to deploy ICE agents or the National Guard, and rid us of this illegal alien menace.  When that happens, then you’ll see headlines!

Musketeers and the Motor Vehicle Commission

I had an interesting experience trying to get the eye glasses restriction on my driver’s license removed.  A couple of months earlier I met an old friend from school who was in the same boat as me.  As he aged into his AARP years, his distance vision came back to almost perfection.  Of course, we have peepers strategically placed all over the house to ensure we can read.  My friend lives in Maryland.   He said that all he had to do was have his ophthalmologist contact the Maryland state DMV, verify that his vision was near 20/20 and voila, within two weeks he had a new restriction-free driver’s license.  I’m thinking to myself, “This is just too good to be true, finally something easy.”  

So I go to my eye doctor for a checkup, I’m 20/30, well below the 20/50 limit.  Heck, I’m thinking with 20/30 vision I could fly an F15 fighter – sure I could, but only after I finished screaming my head off and soiling every layer of clothing I was wearing.  Back to reality - With extreme confidence, I explain to my doctor that I’d like her to provide these outstanding results to the good folks at the DMV so I can have the restriction on my driver’s license removed.  And that’s when my house of cards started to implode right before my exceptional eyes.  She replied to me, that in New Jersey, you bring your vision prescription to a specific New Jersey Motor Vehicle Commission office, MVC.  (DMV is now considered offensive.)  

It was like someone stuck a pin in my positivity balloon, and blew it to pieces.  I sulked, and months passed.  It’s now time to get my Real ID driver’s license, so I figure I’ll kill two rocks with one bird.  You can only get the Real ID at specific offices.  After picking a wrong office, I drive 40 minutes up to Randolph with my six points of identity documentation, authenticating I am who I am.  FYI – unless you have a passport and an old driver’s license, getting six points in today’s world is near impossible.  At least now I have something to worry about.  

I arrived at the Randolph office and the line of wanting individuals was practically out the door.  I can feel the MVC dread begin to consume me.  I wouldn’t think this many people actually live in New Jersey.  And as my luck would have it, they all decided to go to Randolph today.

There are stages of lines you must negotiate before you eventually get to the MVC oracle of driving.  This person is responsible for submitting the mountains of paperwork that will eventually lead to a new license showing up in your mailbox.  Getting to this person is like finally reaching the Soup Nazi.  You’re elated to be there, but this person holds your transit fate in his overworked, sweaty hands.  One wrong move and you’re doomed.

I finally get to this last omniscient person.  We’re exchanging information, and then he proceeds to begin taking sad pictures of my head.  He had been working feverishly on his terminal for twenty minutes preparing the creation of my holier than thou, Real ID Driver’s License.  All of a sudden it hits me, the restriction, I want it removed!  When I tell this to the all-powerful man behind the counter, the look on his face was probably similar to the look I had when I got the fabulous news that I was going to need to come to his office.  He tells me that I’ll need to start the process all over again.  Since I didn’t bring my sleeping bag, that wasn’t an option.  That and I told him that I’d rather be lit on fire than do that again.

I come back two weeks later with my brand new Real ID.  I’ve enlarged my vision prescription so it’s easier for them to read.  I’ll be scoring big brownie points!  I’m figuring, with my new license and my user-friendly documentation, I’ll just drop it off with someone and be on my way.  Then, I’ll patiently await my new, restriction-free Real ID to arrive via mail.  I work my way to the first service window.  I’m in luck, I have a seasoned veteran manning my station.  I explain to this very capable person, the very simple service that I’d like performed.  She responds very matter of factly, “Let’s see what you have.”  She quickly tells me that they do not accept copies, it must be the original vision prescription.  I file that into the “No good deed goes unpunished” folder.   Then she tells me that the prescription can’t be more than 60 days old.  Mine is 75 days old – I need to go back and take another test.  I was a mildly disappointed, but did not break anything on the way out.

Long story long, I get another test, same results.  For my next attempt, I’m returning from a lunch in Denville.  I drive to the MVC office with my correct size and dated prescription info in hand.  This particular afternoon, office resembles a large sardine can – it’s packed, again.  And I just can’t fathom waiting another two or three hours.  I ask one of the crowd control officers, “When is it less crowded?”  He tells me, when it opens at 8:00AM.  Next day I head up and arrive at 8:00AM.  I go to the first station and there is a newbie behind the counter.  He is confused by my request, but eventually sends me over to “Window 16.”  I smell a rat.  

Behind window 16 is a very pleasant woman.  (Side Note: Everyone I dealt with at the MVC, on every flipping day I was there, was pleasant and helpful.)  This woman mans the eye test machine.  I see red and explain to her, “I don’t need to take her eye test as I have a doctor’s note.”  I felt like I was back in high school trying to get out of gym class. My fear is that I might have been staring at my iPhone too long and my vision won’t have had time to recalibrate for distance.  She wryly says, “Why don’t you give the machine a try.”  So, with no leverage, and a history of bombing big tests, I dive in.  All I can say is this, if I were blind, I could have passed this test. 

Now the lady behind window 16 is collecting all kinds of data.  She goes back and forth multiple times, checking with what seems like, senior management.  I’m thinking I either murdered this test or it’s the first time she’s had to do this.  I wait calmly with confidence.  I know I have them this time.  The pleasant lady finally returns with a smile on her face.  I reach my hand out to take my new license.  But instead, she says, “Okay, do you have your 6 points?  You need to go on the end of the line now and apply for your new driver’s license.”  I thought she was punking me.  But she was not.  I told her, “I don’t have my six points with me.  I just got this new license, I only want the restriction removed. “ I’m thinking if I pinch myself hard enough, I’m going to wake up from this nightmare.  But her hands were tied, this was the required procedure.  

I go home, frantically find my 6 points, and drive back.  Now the line is almost out the door again.  I’m not exactly sure when, but I am going to break something.  I grin and bear it.  I get to the final window and allow my tormentor to process my new license in silence.  I remind her about having my restriction removed.  The look on her face was akin to someone not understanding English.  She asked me if I have any proof or paperwork.  (This now becomes the scene out of the movie, “Planes, Trains, and Automobiles” where Steve Martin’s rent-a-car is not in the spot in the rental lot that’s miles away, and he get annihilated during his struggle returning to the rental sales counter at the airport.  I respond, I have none!  At this point, I’m pretty sure this is the first episode of the new Candid Camera series streaming on Hulu. Before lunging across the counter, and being tasered, I suggested she go to infamous Window 16, and verify my story.  

So with a commensurate amount of additional torture, my restriction-free Real ID arrived last weekend – a cake walk.

Major point here - when Musk and crew arrived at government offices with the mission to improve efficiency, they’d ask the current employees inane questions like, tell me five things you did last week.  What they should have been asking them was, “Tell me five things we could do to make this place run more efficiently.”  Just reducing staff is not nearly the best approach.  Especially when you wind up hiring back furloughed employees. 

When in Greece

So my daughter recently married…a very nice guy.  Her whole life, my daughter has been very laid back, and not a big fan of fanfare.  With that, I was thinking of, hoping for a tasteful backyard wedding.  One can dream, right?  As it turns out, her husband’s family all live in Greece and the horticultural facelift I had planned for my backyard was scuttled.  Instead, we had a destination event spanning continents.  Listed below are some lessons learned, and if anyone knows how to set up a “Go Fund Me” thing-a-ma-bob, I’d appreciate that info.

Pearl of Wisdom regarding how to pay for such an event:  Choose the “Death of a Thousand Cuts” methodology.  As much as the pain lingers for an eternity, it definitely beats experiencing a massive, heart stopping myocardial infarction from one large bill.

The Greek people are very warm and friendly.  And they speak and understand English a lot better than I do Greek.  (Granted, being the ugly American that I am, I’ve set the bar very low.)  My feeble attempt to learn key Greek words and phrases was thwarted in two main areas.  First, they have a completely different alphabet from what we use in America.  (I believe our current administration is trying to fix that, which would be nice.  It’s all part of the Make the World Great Again initiative, or MaWGA for short…catchy, right?)  But what makes it extremely vexing is that they have a number of letters in their alphabet that look very much like ours. Unfortunately, those similar looking letters have a sound in Greek that is nothing like our English version.   What kind of sadist thinks of that?  And then the second issue I have, which trumps the first is that I’m pretty sure I have a whopping case of shrinking brain.

We fought off the evil travel gods, and the wedding ceremony went off without a hitch.  As it turns out my father of the bride speech was a hit…would we expect anything less?  I ended my speech with an old Irish Blessing (available upon request).  During the wedding a number of Greek people came up to me and congratulated me on my daughter’s wedding and remarked what a nice time they were having.  After a few cocktails, the heat, my hearing aid batteries running out of juice, and my shrinking brain, I just went into autopilot mode.  When people would approach me, I’d thank them for their kind words and then tell them, with the biggest smile I could conjure up, “Well that’s great!”  Later in the evening a woman who looked to be about my age, went through the same routine with me.  But she especially like the Irish Blessing.  She made some remark about her family and Ireland.  I listened intently, not grasping a word she was saying.  I had an extra copy of my speech so I gave it to her.  For good measure, I again added, “Well that’s great!”   Later in the evening my wife ran into the same woman and as it turns out a family member of this person was to be married to an Irish fellow.  But unfortunately, he passed away the night before the wedding.  Clearly, I didn’t get that part of our conversation and can only imagine how many decades I’ve set back Grecco-American relations.

Drowning – Once the wedding was over, we hopped a ferry to an Island out in the Aegean Sea.  While on the island we chartered a boat to take us for a tour of the picturesque coastal area.  The trip was not as extensive as we had hoped as the winds were strong and the sea was choppy.  Towards the end, the captain parked his boat outside a beachy area and suggested we swim to the beach.  Shortly, he would bring his blowup, six-foot dingy with drinks, ice and snacks.  Note:  I am not a great swimmer.  My wife on the other hand is an excellent swimmer.  I look to the shore and it does not seem far at all – and to my credit, I had not been drinking.  The captain asks if we want a styrofoam noodle for the swim in. I ponder that thought for a split second, but my wife ignores that comment and dives in.  And that settles that, I dive in too.  I’m doing freestyle for a while and look over at my wife.  Outside of the butterfly, she’s going through every Olympic stroke you can medal in.  So I decide, maybe I’ll head to my back and pretend to do “the Squid stroke” and save some energy.  (Look for this event in next Summer’s Olympics.) My wife screams over to me, saying that I’m not heading to the beach, but swimming sideways.  Again, no alcoholic beverages involved.

I’m starting to get a little tired, so I drop down to see if I can feel the bottom yet. It's nowhere in sight – crap.  Then I start remembering a conversation I had with an old friend at the wedding.  With beers in hand, he remarked about how he’s had covid three time and the only after affect it’s had on him is that his lung capacity just isn’t what it used to be.  I start thinking to myself, as much as I’ve had all of the vaccines, I’ve still had four separate cases of covid.  (For a while I was thinking I might get into the Guinness World Record Book.)  I’m now treading water, and decide to just float on my back to regain my stamina.  That ends quickly when a windswept wave covers my face and I swallow half of the salty Aegean Sea. 

I looked back to the boat and then to the shoreline – both seem about 2 miles away.  I swear that original view of the shoreline from the boat had to be an optical illusion.  I’m now at a point where my lungs just aren’t processing oxygen any longer…could have been me hyper ventilating, but who knows.  I make a painfully humiliating decision to wave and call to the captain that he better hop in that dingy and save my bacon.  It was that or have my wife save me, but I made the decision early on that I’d rather drown than be saved by my wife.  Which is very understandable considering Ancestory.com says that at least 50% of my DNA is Neanderthal.   And the final piece of resistance:  Captain shows up with his rubber dingy that has a handle on the front.  I grab the handle which allows me to relax, straighten my legs out, and sink.  And with that, my feet firmly hit the sandy bottom with my chin still above water.   

Waste Not, Want Not & the Royal Parade

I mean who doesn’t like a good parade?  Especially one that costs ~ 45 million dollars.  I know that phrase, The King’s Parade has become popular.  And as much as he’s been pining for a personal parade, it was just a coincidence that the President’s birthday was on the same day as the US Army’s 250 year anniversary.  The Navy’s 250 year anniversary is this October 13th.  If it turns out that the President had his communion on that date and battleships and nuclear submarines are lined up on the Potomac, well then at that point, I think we have an issue.

I think one of the major issues the public at large, all 99% of us, has, is that in a time of cutting services and handing out tax breaks to the wealthy, is this an appropriate time to have a no expense will be spared $45M parade?

The weather was miserable, not saying the big guy upstairs did not have a something to do with that but the scheduled Fighter Jet fly over was scrapped due to the weather. And not for nothing, but the last time I checked the Air Force was not part of the Army.  But we did have over 6,000 troops a marching.  There were also helicopters, various military vehicles and anywhere between 50 to 150 of our most sophisticated hulking tanks.  The nice ones with automatic transmission and the undercoating each weighing 70 tons.  

To give you an idea how much 70 tons is, the Space Shuttle weighs about 70 tons.  Think about what that would do to your driveway.  Ten full grown elephants weigh about 70 tons.  In any case, the cleanup is going to be extensive and expensive.  This year’s pot hole repair season will be coming early to DC.

One question, wasn’t Elon Musk and DOGE, and the big bombastic bill supposed to address waste, fraud and abuse.  I think a reasonable person would have to agree that this over the top parade checked two of the three boxes, right?  Waste & Abuse.  I mean outside of the guys under the umbrellas selling Sabrett hotdogs or the street purveyors of Trump paraphernalia, where is the payback on this event?  Maybe this is why Elon hit the road.  He probably recommended nixing the parade and got himself nixed.

In an era of belt tightening and deficit reduction, could the 45 million dollars not have been spent more appropriately?  We have 750 Billionaires in this country.  $45 mil divided by 750 is $60,000.  Think of all the good that could have been done by writing the billionaires a $60K check.  Each could buy a nicely equipped BMW 4 series.  Come on, who doesn’t need an extra BMW lying around?  Or a modestly appointed he or she-shed…when you just need to get away and don’t want the hassle of dealing with your private jet.  I’m not up on the going rate for diamonds or gold, but I have to believe a stylish pink ring can be had with $60K.

Don’t you love a good distraction?  But here are some other things that the $45 million dollars could have been spent on:  Feeding or taking care of Veterans.  Restoring SNAP/Food Stamps for children and seniors at risk.  (We have the technology to determine those who are most in need.) Restoring support for cancer or Alzheimer’s research.  How about re-funding the centers that combat cyber-crimes which are exploding out of control?

In the end, we the people, are forced to confront and judge the activities of our leadership, and remember: Are they doing the right thing?  We can put the needy and greedy ultra wealthy aside.  It’s been made abundantly clear by more than 50% in our government that the dues paying billionaires just have to have more.  And lucky for them, we have a sensitive president who understands their critical needs.  But if we’re going to have a parade for the military, maybe ask the majority of the military what they feel would be the best use of funds for such an event.  A big bombastic parade that God rained on?  Or celebrate and help the men and women who sacrificed for our country and now need housing and or medical care that was recently taken away.

The Joys of Flying Blind or Why Keep Your Life Insurance

Today’s post is a cautionary set of space age tales, loosely tied together, that drive home the need to ensure your life insurance is up to snuff. I was recently on a plane flight from Newark to SoCal - well I eventually got on the plane.  I partially blame myself because I wasn’t thinking when I chose an early afternoon flight.  The mega computer system that tracks flights says that mid-day flights have the least number of on-time departures and I became proof positive of that statistic.  Lots of stuff can go sideways throughout the day.  Ensuring that you have a working plane and someone to fly said plane for hours is a big part of that stuff.  So it’s now late afternoon and the captain of our proposed flight is waiting amongst the unwashed.  (We the passengers being the unwashed.)  I notice our captain is leaning against a wall and he’s yawning, a lot.  He looks to be about my age, which is kind of scary as I belong to the Legion of AARP.  I’m hoping that the coffee they’ll be serving him shortly will be of the jolt variety.  I know if it were me, I’d be bobbing for flies ten minutes after takeoff so I have to give him a lot of credit.  As you can imagine, I do not get a lot of asks for driving folks anywhere – Not everything about being a card-carrying senior is bad.

These days, adding to the normal flight situation (ten pounds of airplanes in a five pound airport) we have a national air transportation system that is literally disintegrating beneath us.  So much for air travel being the safest way to go.  Picture yourself simultaneously guiding ten massive jets into Newark Airport. Then out of nowhere, you lose complete contact with them.  You quickly ask your coworker if he has an extra dose of Imodium AD you can borrow.  And then after such incidents, like two in a row, we’re quickly reminded by anyone responsible that this problem of disintegrating equipment and lack of personnel has been an issue since the Lincoln administration.  And like any good politician, Abe kicked the can down the runway whining about a civil war that needed to be funded.  

Similarly, our current politicians complain about the Social Security administration which runs on vintage computer systems that are akin to an abacus. Their solution: Fire a good chunk of staff, buy a lot of duct tape to hold things together and hope for the best. Unfortunately for our country’s air travelers, nobody in multiple administrations wanted to fork over the millions to modernize the technical systems or hire the appropriate number of air traffic controllers.  At this point, the analogy I’d give is that it’s like the brakes on your family car are no longer operational.  Still, you have to get to work every day.  Your solution:  Have your wife and kids drive with you and when you need to stop, everyone sticks their legs out their doors and hope the car slows down enough to avoid an embarrassing accident, one that would look bad in the press.  But not to worry, we may not have the money to properly feed or care for our less affluent children, or rebuild our ancient air control system, but by golly we do have plenty of riches to fund a massive tax break for the ultra-wealthy – All is right in the world.  (P.S. Generally speaking, the cost of maintenance on old computer systems far outweighs the cost of new state of the art technology.  The problem is the cost of new systems, a capital purchase, hits the wrong budget code.) 

But there is hope.  Sean Duffy, our new Transportation Secretary and ex reality TV all-star, (actually one of his shows was, Road Rules: All Stars) was recently interviewed by FOX news and he said the following (I’m paraphrasing here), “There are hundreds of small failures each week that go unnoticed.  It’s frightening for people, but again we have backups for that.  (I believe the primary backup is keeping your fingers crossed.  That and a bulk discount on duct tape.  You see, by hook or by crook, we will solve that budget deficit thing.)  I will tell you throughout the system, every week, we have blips in the system.  There’s an issue with your telecom.”  

(He’s not holding any punches, I think his words of wisdom go into the category of, Tough Love.) 

To inject some sanity, he further stated, the pentagon also temporarily suspended military helicopter flights operating near Ronald Regan Washington airport after near-misses.  (In January, 67 people were killed when a Black Hawk helicopter and an American Airlines Jet collided in the same air space.)  He continued, Let's figure out how we can make sure travelers are safe in the [Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport] airspace, but also how we can continue to do our work to make sure we keep our nation's capital safe".

Well, I’d like to think that we in the New York City metro area are important too.  With his insightful words of encouragement, I’m starting to get an idea how a rented mule feels.

I want to believe it’s safe to fly and lord knows I’m not the right person to judge.  I’ve been known to get impatient on the runway and wonder, is it really that important for all three braking system on the plane to be operational.  But for now, the solution seems to be: Cut the number of flights, slow down and have some patience.   Good luck with that in the Northeast!

Lately what helps me deal with my impatience is this:  In March we were finally able to return to earth, two astronauts that were stuck in the international space station.  It was NOT air traffic controller related.  They were supposed to be up there for an 8 day mission. (I can hear the theme song to Gilligan’s Island playing, “a three hour tour…”)  Instead, they were up there for 286 days. Putting aside the screaming need for a new pair of underwear as well as pushing the limits of the best if used by dates on food, Uber Eats was a little out of range, those astronauts can now teach a Master Class on patience.  So now when I’m sitting in the airport devouring what’s left of my finger nails, or in my car waiting for pot hole repairs to end, I just think about how close to home I actually am, the freshness of the clothes I’m wearing and how much my corndog on a stick is going to louse up the rest of my day.  Hope I didn’t offend the corn or dog lobby.

Why Do The Ultra Wealthy Need Another Tax Break?

I’m befuddled. Why do we need an additional seismic tax break for the ultra wealthy?  Didn’t we do that for these needy folks back in Trump’s first reign?  And didn’t said monumental tax break contribute mightily to increasing our nation’s world-ending national debt?   I mean outside of being fiscally responsible, which isn’t a bad thing, isn’t the whole reason for the DOGE chainsaw cuts, to reduce our national debt and make it the shiny plum it used to be?  We want to be great again, right?  And we were told by many that the gothic pillar supporting this effort to be great again was that we needed to eliminate or immensely decrease the national debt. And all kidding aside, yes, decreasing the national debt is an important thing to do.  But if we feed another gigantic tax break to the voraciously ultra wealthy, aren’t we repeating history, increasing the debt and in doing so, not making us great again?  To be fair, I am not a mathematician.  But isn’t this simple arithmetic?  If the national debt is 3T and we cut people, needed services, inefficiencies and fraud in the amount of 2T, but we give the hungry, ultra wealthy a tax break of 2T as well, aren’t we still left with a soul crushing national debt of 3T?  We didn’t fix anything!  Then what happens in year two?  Do we start by recreating The Miracle of the Fishes and Loaves?

In 2025, the United States will have 750 billionaires (I got this from google, they’d never lie). And 30,000 folks with wealth that exceeds $100 million dollars, at least there was a short while ago.  We’ll have an overall population of 345 million…give or take a few billionaires.  Can someone please explain why a person or family with a bank account that shows at least $100M needs another tax break, remember, they just got a whopping one about 7 years ago.  It could be that I’m just out of touch with the needs of the wealthy.  I’m thinking of Ralph Kramden, the bus driver character from the TV show, the Honeymooners.  He’s found a million dollars on his bus and now just has to have a boat with three propellers.  I mean, how many private islands can you use at one time?  Will these well to do folks with their new tax refund be eating out more at our local establishments adding to the local economy?  I don’t think so.  And why, because most of these ultra wealthy, in New Jersey at least, are Farmers.  They take advantage of the loophole in the Farmers Act of 1964 and pay 2% of their property’s real estate tax bill.  So no, we the large middle class pay their taxes and we support the local economy.  And not for nothing, would it be too much for these Farmers to come by our houses, knock on the door and personally thank us for paying their taxes?  And if the spirit moves them, they can mow our lawns.  For the fanatically wealthy, like Woody Johnson who owns the Jets, I think it would be appropriate for him to have us all over to the stadium for a classy tailgate party and an afternoon in the box to watch a game.  For Donald Trump, I think it would be passable for him to have us over for a round of golf and a good old fashion barbecue at the clubhouse.  But I digress.  

A better question, why is it acceptable to indiscriminately take people’s jobs, when an intelligent analysis was not done?  And why is it okay to take away needed services from folks truly experiencing desperate times?  Starting in 2011, 10,000 people a day started turning 65 in the U.S.  (Go Baby Boomers!) DOGE cutbacks to Social Security are closing offices, eliminating jobs and cutting back phone support.  In February the Social Security phone call busy rate was 1.5% (frustrating dropped calls).  In March it shot up to an agonizing 28.4%.  Image being on the phone waiting for two hours to let Social Security know you’ve changed bank accounts - then the call is dropped and you have to start all over again, and again.  Social Security keeps 16 million people out of poverty and provides at least 50% of income for more than half of the 65+ households.  It’s not enough to say we won’t steal from the Social Security Fund to give a tax break to the ultra wealthy. (Oh, and by the way, it’s our money, we had it taken out of our paychecks for decades, we earned it – It’s not an entitlement or gift!) If people can’t get at their funds because the government has made it too difficult to reach them, then we’ve gone too far and committed a grievous disservice to our senior citizens.  Imagine being in your 80s or 90s, wanting to support yourself, fighting for your dignity, but you have too many complex roadblocks thrown in your face. It’s dehumanizing.  All for what, to provide a tax cut to those who overwhelmingly do NOT need it?  Why is that okay to do, why do we let that happen?